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Thursday, June 7, 2007

Check your scraps without logging in !!

Ok, has this ever happened to you?
You open your inbox and realise that you have a whole load of scrap's sitting in your Orkut scrapbook but to check them you have to go through the painful procedure of logging in : (

Well here's a way out.
You can have a RSS feed for any scrapbook on orkut! Or for non-comp freaks, in simple terms, you enter a URL and away we go!

No its not a feature provided by orkut but who really gives a shit about that? ; )

What you need is your user id or uid.

Your uid is the huge number that appears at the end of the link in the address bar when you are viewing your scrapbook.


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Now all you have to do is enter you're uid at the end of this link as shown:

http://www.indian-tv.com/orkut.php?uid={uid}

for example:


http://www.indian-tv.com/orkut.php?uid=15260391307441163283

will give a feed of my scrapbook.

So all you Orkut freaks out there, this should make your life easier!

Cheers!
Comix...

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Saturday, March 24, 2007

Latest Orkut Post is Spam!!

The new spam on Orkut is flooding mailboxes nowadays :

"HEY ITS DIANNA, FROM THE DIRECTOR OF ORKUT,EVERYBODY SORRY FOR THE INTERRUPTION BUT ORKUT IS CLOSING THE SYSTEM DOWN BECAUSE TOO MANY BOTTERS ARE TAKING UP ALL THE NAMES, WE ONLY HAVE 57 NAMES LEFT, IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO CLOSE YOUR ACCOUNT, DONT SEND THIS MESSAGE, IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR ACCOUNT ,SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON YOUR LIST. THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU'LL BE SORRY IF YOU DONT SEND IT. THANKS DIRECTOR OF ORKUT, TIM BUISKI. WHOEVER DOESNT SEND THIS MESSAGE, YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DEACTIVATED AND IT WILL COST YOU $ 10.00 A MONTH TO USE IT"


Lets intercept the truth (as usual)!!!!;)
First Orkut is by Google so its bound to be free!! (As per Google's reputation and history)
And most important, there is no TIM BUISKI in orkut team!
Check it out on wikipedia!!

Also following FAQ is taken from an Orkut Help page...

Are you planning to charge orkut users?
orkut is a free service, and there are currently no plans to charge for orkut.

If you receive messages or emails about orkut becoming a paid service, please disregard them; they're a hoax. Major changes to orkut are always posted on the "News" section of orkut.com, so if you're ever in doubt about the authenticity of an email you receive, please refer to the News section for the real scoop.

We hope you'll continue to use orkut to stay connected to old friends and new -- for free!

The point behind writing all this is to stop spamming!
So please next time you get a mail like above delete it! Still if orkut sends you a bill of $10, contact me and I'll pay for you... :-)

Stay Awesome!!
Comix...

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Saturday, January 27, 2007

For all the losers on Orkut

The following is a summary of everything I want to say to all those irritating little dipshits who eat our heads on orkut....... ;)

ONE
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


FIVE
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you hate other people
b/c yoUR not on their top 8.
who really cares, i mean get over it!


SIX
Who really gives a crap if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"whats up with you not accepting me"
I dont know you and ur pic shows u have funny hair and I dont wanna add
you thts whats up!! Happy??!!

SEVEN
Little 12 year olds who have Orkut
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.


EIGHT
For the lot who believe in having a large number of fans and literally pay
people to become their fans....grow up losers....its not like your autobiography
is coming out soon...


NINE
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
and if you dont want to ... well i dont give a shit..



TEN
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!


This message is in public interest by Comix... and has hopefully penetrated ur thick skulls.... :)

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