For all the losers on Orkut

The following is a summary of everything I want to say to all those irritating little dipshits who eat our heads on orkut....... ;)

ONE
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


FIVE
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you hate other people
b/c yoUR not on their top 8.
who really cares, i mean get over it!


SIX
Who really gives a crap if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"whats up with you not accepting me"
I dont know you and ur pic shows u have funny hair and I dont wanna add
you thts whats up!! Happy??!!

SEVEN
Little 12 year olds who have Orkut
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.


EIGHT
For the lot who believe in having a large number of fans and literally pay
people to become their fans....grow up losers....its not like your autobiography
is coming out soon...


NINE
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
and if you dont want to ... well i dont give a shit..



TEN
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!


This message is in public interest by Comix... and has hopefully penetrated ur thick skulls.... :)