Lamest Pickup Lines Ever!!

These are probably the lamest pickup lines u will ever come across...some of u may find some of them good....well here's a news falsh....YOU'RE LAME TOO!!


1.Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

2.Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

3.Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

4.I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.

5.I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.

6.I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

7.My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.

8.No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?

9.Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

10.Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

11.So, you're a girl huh?

12.Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.

13.Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

14.Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.

15,You make my software turn to hardware!

16.You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

What Are You Tryin' to Say !!??

It was 3 AM and me and my pals were walking around my place when I hear one of my friend's exclaim......

"Ajeeb bawdi hai...khilana bache ko hai, chamach apni taraf hai"

Which without resorting to profanities means.....

"Check out the dumb chick....the kid needs feeding and shes turned the damn spoon towards herself."
(my hindi speaking friends out there may not appreciate the accuracy of the translation but hey! this is a public blog man...cant give the actual details here can I?? But in essence it means what I said).
We turn around and stare up at a promotional poster of a leading Ice Cream Company.My friend was right. That was What the picture showed.....so whats this company tryin to tell us hmmm?? Figure it out for yourself.....but i think a call to Children's Aid is in order ;) !!

Stay Awesome!!